I see what you did there

Sometimes used as a sarcastic response to a dumb trick. Or a trick meant for noobs.

-Guy1: Hey guys! If you post your credit card and social security number, this forum will out automatically censor it!

-Guy2: Okay... Wait! I see what you did there.

by unum March 4, 2008

Might I suggest that you die

So please crawl into a pit, roll over and stop breathing.

Do it for your mom.

by B-Drac November 6, 2003

or else i will hunt you down

When you tell someone to do something either really important. Also when you tell someone a really big secret and don't want anyone to know.

Dude don't tell anyone or else I will hunt you down!

by MayannaIsGr8 April 23, 2016

i just fucked you up

I literally just engaged in sexual intercourse with you, but it was over so soon, you didn't enjoy it. Sorry.

Sorry, I just fucked you up. I'll do better next time. I promise.

by SadPancakes May 17, 2015

Ten Things I Hate About You

Perhaps the best re-invented Shakespeare play ever. The cutest, most heart-melting movie you will see. Was turned into a TV show that is about one sixbillionth as good as the original movie.

1: Ten Things I Hate About You is my favorite TV show!

2: Who raised you? The movie can kick your TV show's ass anyday

by plebingirlm December 10, 2010

heads i win, tails you lose

An annoying trick that your best friend likes to pull on you, hoping that you won't realize that both outcomes are in their favor

Let's flip a coin, heads I win, tails you lose

by ThunderSpider July 23, 2017

I will choke you with your own asshole!!!

A threatening statement that is so profoundly impossible that it will both amuse, confuse and terrify its recipient.

If you make that annoying noise again, "I will choke you with your own asshole!!!"

by asshole choker March 26, 2010