Hooberstanked

Shitfaced before lunch time.

"I'm feeling wrecked."
"Mate it's 10:28, i'm hooberstanked."

by Gregory Marshall August 25, 2008

Hooker Flu

Any type of sickness or infection obtained through physical contact with a loose woman.

I had a blast sucking her face, but the bitch gave me the hooker flu.

by The Ryan Richards March 10, 2009

Hooker Sock

A plain white sock you blow the smoke from marijuana through to lessen the smell. After blowing through it, there will be THC residue leftover on the sock in the shape of lips.

My hooker sock smells really bad.

by Gato Del Agua December 20, 2008

hookerspit

A foul mixture usually comprised of at least two of the following, Gingivitis, semen, kool-aid, weed, blood, etc

Aaron: I really need to get the taste of hookerspit out of my mouth.

Neil: ... I don't think I want to be friends anymore.

by bahremon2170 June 2, 2009

Hooker Bait

A person who attracts hookers. Hookers will instinctively be drawn to this type of person as they reek of desperation and cash.

"I'm surprised Vince Offer is still on infomercials..that guy is total hooker bait."

by DueApril8th2010 April 5, 2010

Hoover Bread basket

Verb-To secrectley hide shit in ones chili who you may be mad at.

Bob-Dude that chili taste really weird!
Nigger-Thats because i hoover bread basketed your chili next time dont steal my kool aid.

by buttright December 20, 2010