Hog rider

HOG RIDAAAA

-hey bro did you watc-
-HOG RIDAAAA
-what
-HOG RIDAAAA
-Marvin please I've already lost angela i don't want to lose you too
-HOG RIDAAAA
-MARVIN! Gods sake PLEASE MARVIN STOP
-HOG RI(hel-)DAAAA
-MARVIN I KNEW YOU WERE STILL IN THERE WAIT IMA CALL 911 STAY HERE
-HOG RI(hur)DAA(ry!)AA
-HELLO 911? MY FRIEND HAS BEEN AFFECTED WITH THE HOG RIDER SICKNESS SEND HELP QUICK
-No worries sir we're sending a team out now
-THANK YOU THANK YOU!!! MARVIN, MARVIN! Where are...you
-..........Hog.....Rider...
-POLICE PUT YO HANDS UP IN THE AIR NOW
-Sir I-its too late, we should probably leave before this-
-NO, WE'RE NOT LEAVING!
(Marvin in deep hog rider voice) -Who's this "we're"
(police looks around)
...no...NO...NO-

Hog ridaaa.

by Bababoooooooooooooooey May 17, 2022

Hogging Off

To get off with no regard for your surroundings

“Come on Ezekiel, at least close the doors. Stop hogging off! Damn it!”

by Cayde Taylor May 22, 2022

Ball hog

A person who in a sport or game steals or won't give the ball because there eag is high as fuck

Ethan is a fucking ball hog

by -60 June 1, 2022

Heir Hog

Next in line for the Hog Throne. The duke of jokes. He

Heir Hog is telling some very silly jokes!

by Corb fucker December 12, 2021

The Hog Father

The wierd uncle hog. Hes a joke historian and likes to HOKYFUGICNSHIUT

Im the hog father. You tell me jokes on this, the day of my hog daughter’s wedding?

by Corb fucker December 12, 2021

HOG

HOG or Heart of Gold.

Someone that has purest form of intentions, and is simply being who they are.

That dude has a heart of gold. But let's not get too crazy, name it a HOG.

by Hellodali December 13, 2021

Smoking the hog

The act of ripping blinkers on a waxpen while jerking off. The subsequent head rush (on both ends) is said to be highly euphoric.

I had a shitty week at work, so I’m going home and smoking the hog. I found some really good porn, grabbed my vape, and started to beat my meat like it owed me money.

by Huge_Midget January 30, 2022