holy majestic doggy style

When you thrust your girl so hard she goes in the air.
Or too hold her in the air while she's in a superman like pose and mesmerize her with your powerful genitals.

Me: me and my girl did HOLY majestic doggy style
Freind:how high did she go?
Me:10 feet

by LimeSpice November 10, 2017

Holy Shirt

A Holy Shirt is part of God's new merch. You can obtain it via Amazon or at a current Holy Store. Also check out the Holy Pants and the Holy Sweater.

Also used to replace "Holy shit" when your mom yells at you because you used a bad language.

Example 1:
Guy: Wow, nice Holy Shirt you got there!

Me: Yeah, I got it in the new Holy Store of the neighborhood!

Example 2:

Me: Holy sh**, I didn't finish the homework for tomorrow!

My mom: What?

Me: I mean, Holy SHIRT.

by Patata con leche November 11, 2017

Holysexual

Someone whom sexually attracts to those who live without sin.

"I met this guy the other day and he's super sweet."
"He's probably gay."
"No, he's holysexual."

by cosmicsweetheart April 21, 2018

holy bitch cunt

when u get mad and don’t know what to say

thot: i cheated on u
me: holy bitch cunt
thot:what
me:fuck u cunt

by eatmebootynigganh May 19, 2018

Holy Canoli

A common exclamation used as a substitute for Holy Shit to describe an exiting, ridiculous or unbelievable event. It's a very popular amongst those who avoid cursing. It's similar to other curse word substitutes like Holy Cow or Holy Schnikes .

Holy Canoli did you see that one-handed touchdown catch to win the game?

by Professor Dino February 27, 2018

Holy Gucamole

a cleaner word for saying "HOLY SHIT!' read below for example in sentence

friend: Hey i just won the lottery!
me: HOLY GUCAMOLE! HOW THE FUCK DID YOU DO THAT!
friend: Luck.
me: HOLY GUCAMOLE DID YOU GET LUCK FROM YOUR BIRTH?
friend: no mate
me: WHAT THE HELL WHY THE FUCK YOU CALLED ME "MATE"
friend: thats what we are, mates.
me: shut the motherfucking holy gucafuckingmoly!!!
friend: fuck you bitch nigga ass cock

and that kids, your friends will now hate you.

by WembzYT April 4, 2018