Hammered

Pissed as a cricket,very drunk indeed .

Pam and Tony got hammered on Saturday and one of them shat the bed.Salinas police were called to break up the fight and the they were both taken to prison.

by MikeOdwyer May 27, 2008

Sack Hammer

A hammer made out of rusty steel with a handle made out of red wood, covered in rawhide. The head of the hammer is distinct for having 2 claws that have several small spines, similar to the exterior of a porcupine, located on the front and sides of each claw. When used correctly, the hammer can tear off half of a mans sack in one blow, leaving him belittled and humiliated like a punk ass soft bitch.

"Elizabeth, bring out the sack hammer!" *Said in the most british, caucasian, douche bag voice you can think of. For further examples, watch anything that may appear on the BBC channel.*

"You just got skunked in beer pong! You know what that means little Billy! Bring out my sack hammer and two pounds of petroleum jelly!"

"For the theft of my cotton, at the hands of this dirty dirty nigger slave, I shall sentence him to a whipping, a flogging and sack hammer orgy, where all the white women that he has ever wanted to screw will suck him off, while administering the sack hammer to full usage." -Originally spoken by King George...

by James the Third July 21, 2007

Hammering

banging your penis on your partner's breasts until her breasts turn red.

yo bro how was last night?
i was hammering that bitch all night fam
litttttttt, my homie really out here hammerin' these hoes

by Real Soft Nigga April 22, 2018

friday hammer

Originally a "cool Gadget" (inappropiratly classified!) manufactured by "Nexxtech" a pseudonyme for Radioshack(Intertan) Canada. This "modern convenience" consists of a hammer which has a bottle opener at the back of the head where the nail puller would be. Apperently the RD department of this company forsaw people being in need of both of these tools at same time. I personally can not count the number of times I have opened a bottle of chilled beverage and suddenly be overwhelmed with the urge to hammer a few nails. (all "getting hammered" and "getting nailed" jokes to one side please *frustrated sigh*)
The flaws of this product are many however the most astounding are thus:

The poor construction of the device leaves the neck too week to hammer even the smallest of nails into the softest of surfaces without denting or breaking the neck severely. More to the point, this same flaw prevents getting any real leverage when opening bottles of any size without bending the neck completely in half.

Also, the bottle opener itself fails to meet any sort of standerd bottle size (if there is such a thing) and therefore will not fit most of the bottles one my attempt to open. This may have disasterous results.

This product has caused many a sales associate all over the country to atapt such phrases as the following:

"That new DSM... yeah, usless as a friday hammer."

"Well look at this new product. Nice flashy blue LEDs. Looks about as necessary as a friday hammer".

"ok everyone, lets show the new RSM were smarter than a shelf full of friday hemmers."

by fudge February 19, 2005

Hammer of Thor

Handshake in which two people raise their right arm, forming a fist with their hand and then hitting said arms against each other.

Using the Hammer of Thor, Adrien saluted his friend.

by HammerThorOf January 21, 2009

hammer head

a derogatory term for a person of african decent and used in reference to their big, wide lips and the similarity thereto to the wide mouth base of the "Hammer Head Shark". Used by cops in ny/nj.

Yo, chase that hammer head.

by HowUDoin336 May 18, 2006