corn-fed honey

An attractive, physically fit and hearty person from the midwest, including Wisconsin, Illinois, Michigan, Iowa, Missouri and Minnesota. They typically have a mellow, affable attitude, a great do-it-yourself sensibility and a sweet, sweet ass.

"I met this handsome guy from Wisconsin"
"Looks like you caught yourself a corn-fed honey"

by rtschnei March 25, 2014

febreze it honey

the old man's way of getting the wife off your back to avoid doing any upholstery shampoo cleaning

Roxy: Fred, fido pissed on the sofa again Fred: febreze it honey

by Pimp in the Box February 13, 2009

bear with a honey pot

When a guy cums on a girl's body and she takes her hand, wipes it up, and proceeds to consume it.

Man, I started cuming on this girl's stomach last night and she started scooping it up and eating it off her hands like a bear with a honey pot.

by the germinator17 February 23, 2009

hot mud honey treatment

A steaming and unusually large load of waz blown directly into the hair on the back of the recipient's head.... right after a good old fashioned anal pounding. (The kind that mom would be proud of. ) Recipient must be fairly skanky with a mild to full blown case of monkey butt.

Bill took that nasty bitch Jill home from the bar last night. He couldn't stand the sight of her face and her teeth looked like she made a career of eating gravel... so, he gave it to her real dirty in the dumper. As he was nearly finished, he thought, "What the hell, why not? " so, he pulled out and gave her a hot mud honey treatment.

by lipshitz January 18, 2015

highway honey

when one recieves ejaculation into the mouth on the highway with no seatbelt on

im ready for my daily dose of highway honey

by CockGOBLIN795 May 30, 2019

Kyle Honey

A redneck man who tends to make jokes that make no sense, or not funny at all. If you are a little bit funny, you sre considered a Chris Honey.

I REMEMBER WHEN I DID THAT ONCE, HAHAHAHA
- Kyle Honey.

by rayray. <3 September 22, 2010