ur moms a hoe

mother is a hoe

I said whoever threw that paper, ur moms a hoe!
OHHHHH!!!

by owotsu November 9, 2020

hoe

Some dumbasses' way of spelling 'ho,' as in a trashy or 'slutty' female. In actuality, this spelling is a garden tool and anyone who uses it in the context of a promiscuous female is completely numbskulled.

Hand me that hoe so I can finish planting the seeds in this garden.

by Proud Rushian January 27, 2010

Hoe

A bitch who try an steal your man

That hoe just touched my man

by Katiissycotic January 25, 2017

Nav-a-hoe

Any Navy girl, ship or shore-based, who gives it up at the drop of a hat and gets around regularly. Ordinarily, best kept in the dark or with her face covered. See also: boat hoe

"That chick from the Saipan's so nasty, she reall hoe!"
"Yeah man, she's a Nav-a-hoe."

by LordKhyron75 October 7, 2003

cool story hoe

When a hoe tells you something you don't care about. It's like "cool story bro" but for them hoes.

Ugly Hoe: Hey, I think your car is hot.
You: COOL STORY HOE.

You: Just benched 400 lbs.

Hoe: Cool story bro.

You: Cool story hoe.

by themasterofeverything123 June 5, 2011

Hoe

A gardening tool used to break apart soil so the roots of plants can grow.

I was in the garden the other day with a dirty hoe.

by Rhoudini May 20, 2008

Hoe-isms

characteristics of a hoe, traits of a hoe

her hoe-isms are like all other skanks

by studly1 January 10, 2012