Staple Gun

Right as you are about to cum while recieving a blowjob, pull the womans face away and poke her in the eyes and cum on her face at the same time.

Dude, last night this chick was giving me really good head but i just had to staple gun her, it was so fucking funny!!

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rail gun

a badass type of rifle which fires an extremely fast projectile. Used by Arnold Schwarzenegger in the movie Eraser.

rail gun by smartkid June 23, 2005

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An ugly idiot who makes the worst some of the worst music ever.
Still not worse than Cardio B

Person 1: Dude, Have you heard of Machine Gun Kelly?
Person 2: Yeah, He makes pretty bad music. I prefer Eminem.

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a penis - when infected with HPV.

I shot her with my cancer gun - now she has ovarian cancer. The doctor's say she will live.

cancer gun by the dick April 12, 2008

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Some bitch:Omg is that Machine Gun Kelly???

Me: HIDE YALL KIDS!!!!!!!

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when you use your pointer finger, middle finger and thumb to make a gun and the fingers go up a chick's ass with the thumb in the vagina.

She was feeling kinda stanky so I gave your sister the gun.

the gun by Kramit September 26, 2006

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