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Gorilla Roulette 

As your wife sleeps you nut ( sprinkle baby juice, man fat ) in one of her hands. Shave your man meat ( woody wood pecker, Morning glory stick ) and put your fluffy fur in the other hand. Then tickle her with a feather under the nose and see which hand she wipes her face with. Either she gets a white mask or she gets a gorilla mask.
I played Gorilla Roulette with your mom last night, she's still picking off the hairs from her face and palm.She called the ebg for assistance
Gorilla Roulette by EBG2025 January 25, 2025
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Gorillah grip pussy 

A strong pelvic floor developed from chronic clitoral masterbation.
“Last time I worked that ass, my girl and her gorillah grip pussy and put the lock down on my cock. I couldn’t pull out or push in. I could only give her a high five!”
The word "gorilla" is used metaphorically to signify a guerrillero (a guerrilla warrior), but when translated from Spanish into English, it creates a seemingly rational connection despite the underlying irrationality of the words and context.

This happens because "gorilla" and "guerrilla" are homophones in English (they sound alike), even though they have completely different origins—gorilla referring to the animal and guerrilla meaning small-scale, unconventional warfare. The confusion or intentional play on words arises when gorilla is used as a symbol, subtly distorting revolutionary identity. Freud’s theories, particularly on the id, ego, and superego, suggest that this manipulation skews the working class’s perception of power. Instead of embracing a raw revolutionary force (id), they engage with an altered symbol that aligns more with the superego—a controlled, rationalized version of class struggle that ultimately benefits the elite.

The additional layer of irrationality comes from external social or political factors—perhaps propaganda, prejudice, or the way language evolves to justify certain biases. This irrationality, paradoxically, makes the term feel rational or natural in discourse, even when it's built on a shaky foundation.
By calling the guerrillero/a 'gorilla,' the ruling class redirects the proletariat’s revolutionary energy into a symbolic framework that feels empowering but is ultimately a controlled, distorted reflection of true class struggle—closer to the superego than the id.
Gorilla by a proletarian February 13, 2025

Gorilla heels 

When we were in bed she touched me with her gorilla heels.
this gorilla ahh dude
gorilla by niloq May 9, 2025

Gorilla Knee 

Knee injuries sustained while wearing a gorilla costume
You won't believe it, but I got Gorilla Knee at a Halloween party last weekend
Gorilla Knee by @lemonquest May 13, 2025

Gorilla Tag 

A rather decent game ruined by racist and annoying kids from 6-12 who either yell racial slurs or want to play minigames.
Gorilla Tag kid: Does anyone want to play minigames?
Normal person: Holy shit shut up.