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bonsai mother-fucker

A term used to describe a moment of excitement
Joe just won 1500 dollars on the blackjack table and yells " Bonsai mother-fucker"
by Mrchipper May 16, 2010
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Lenny that mother fucker

To remove a toxic person from your life by performing one final sweet act of kindness for the poor demented soul who has no hope before permanently cutting ties with them so they can't continue to destroy your life.
Guy 1: I don't know what to do about my son, he won't stop using drugs, he constantly steals my money, he crashed his car 5 times, has been picked up for DUI once a week for the past year but the cops feel too bad for him to even arrest him for it, and he jerked off into my favorite baseball cap.

Guy 2: Take your son out for ice cream and a prostitute, drive him far away in your car while reminiscing about "the good times", then when you get to your destination, Lenny that mother fucker!
by Dr.FartScientist June 22, 2017
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mother fucker

A person that has sex with a female that has given birth to a child.
John: You do know that woman that wants you to marry her has a house full of children don't you?
Bubba: No that might be why she was so eager to be with me and I had sex with her last night too!
John: You did? You mother fucker!
by Billy BullSchitter June 3, 2016
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otter fucker

a person who engages sexual intercourse with an otter
1)oi you otter fucker stop fucking that fucking otter

2) i am an otter fucker
by greg June 27, 2006
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Sister Fucker

Implies that some one fucks there sister. TO be used in a very derogatory tone. The implication of incest is not acceptable in any culture. It is a very popular saying in India, and will usually result in huge fight when muttered.
Yo Sister Fucker you messed up today's order!
Tobus is such a Sister Fucker!
by Lanus69 September 30, 2012
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donkey dicked mother fucker

One who is characterized by their flaccid, less than stallion sized unit
Jr. couldn't pick up a hooker in Vegas, that donkey dicked mother fucker!
by Jasonjackadams July 1, 2006
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poo ass mother fucker

someone that is a fucking imbasole or a word that you could
call someone you hate.
by kenny zero0000 January 10, 2008
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