fronthandedly

Opposite of the adj. Backhand and adv. Backhandedly...Similar to an open-handed slap.

"When Lindsey smacked Dina in the Forehead fronthandedly, you should've seen the look on her face!"

by Fooski October 23, 2013

front snatch

Front snatch used in military terms for front land rover. But more often used the vaginal space on the female human.

Get in the front snatch!!. So you run and dive in head first for both examples.

by Slagslayer February 22, 2014

Front Row Ho

Persons who have to have front row seats at a concert
Always at the stage at all costs
Spends a fortune on tickets to attain this

I front row ho'ed at tonight's concert

by Crazy ho July 17, 2014

FrontdoorAmnesia

Teenage affliction that suddenly seems to strike when the garbage needs to go out or the dog needs walking, may miraculously come back tho when their mates turn up to go to the pub.

'Jeez, the bins overflowing and the dogs shit all up the wall again, looks like he forgot his FrontdoorAmnesia medication again'.

by fyence September 8, 2014

Front Door Harry

A man with a mustache that visits unsuspecting women under false pretenses to get them to fall in love with him.

Sean left the post office disgruntled, as another front door harry was already hanging out there.

by funniestpersonyouknow September 25, 2014

frontoculous

The name that originated from the great Gladiator Frontoculous Theodeus Maximus. He was a man who lived in a villiage named Ballsworth located in Greece. Trained in 2500 B.C. It means giant penis. ._. Frontoculous fought the King of Buttcrack, and used his ultimate power, exploding his penis. After the glorious battle, he was now just Maximus.

"Oh, god. His frontoculous just blew off!"

by TheBattleOfButtcrack January 24, 2015