Fingerboard

Miniature skateboard. They are harder than you think you fuckbags, you get one and try to do a nollie-heel crook. Yeah k thnx. And we take it seriously too, k, with sponsors and shit. And in Germany and Europe, it pwns your ass. But I do love you. Wanan knwo who else us fingerboarders love? Randy Marshall. He wears girlpants.

ITs ahrder than it looks, yeah k, thats all I have to say.

by John Cardoso September 5, 2005

fat finger

trying to press a link on a social networking site and inadvertantly pressing like on something that is not likable or relevant to you

Tom Cruise's facebook status: "my dog just died"
Justin Bieber likes this.
Justin Bieber commented on Tom Cruise's status: "Sorry about your loss I tried to press comment but accidentally had fat finger and liked it

by Accidental_Facebook-Liker January 22, 2011

five finger delight

A female who gives herself pleasure using all five fingers.

Also known as "fingering oneself"

so, you are going to give yourself the five finger delight tonight, or do I have to take my pants off?

coined by Seal

by Seal January 13, 2005

Spastic finger syndrome

When you type and can't seem to type correctly. Transposing letters in a word because one finger wants to keystroke before it should. When typing, adding a space in the middle of a word or where it does not belong. Constantly having to click backspace to correct the problem.

I don't know what my deal was in chat last night, must have been spastic finger syndrome.

by Trent Kuver May 7, 2008

coon fingering

Incessantly playing with, toying with, examining, handling an object.

Removing a handgun from it's holster for no reason other than to display it to another person. "Stop coon fingering your gun"

by lectric102002 January 11, 2014

Ham finger

When you leave your finger inside a pig's asshole so long that it starts smelling like ham

Dude!?! Don't leave your finger in that pig's asshole any longer!!! You don't want to get a ham finger again!!!

by Cecemybigdick May 17, 2021