french army

"sucks" The only war the french ever won was the french revolution but damn they would have to win that war.

Germay: "We beat France in the war"
America: "Who didnt"
Evey country that beat france: "hahahahahahaah"

by branio bran January 26, 2004

French National Anthem

See La Marseillaise

See example of La Marseillaise for the official French lyrics and English lyrics of the French anthem, La Marseillaise

by Rado April 2, 2005

French Hairpiece

When French people shit on each other's heads. A festive "French Hairpiece" cake is usually served afterwards. The cake also consists of mainly fecal matter and hair.

"My father was born in Paris, so every February 28 we have cake and he gives my mom a diamond studded "French Hairpiece"."

by Dirty Dru February 16, 2009

french laundry

When you spray cologne or air freshener to the butt and crotch region of a pair of pants or shorts, in order to get rid of any foul smells and still be able to wear them.

Jim was in a hurry, so he applied some French Laundry to his shorts in order to wear them.

by Yakubu August 21, 2012

french hug

to sniff someone's armpit

Babe, give me a french hug.

Oh, you want it french?

by mingefringe March 16, 2019

French Kiss

When you stick your tongue down someone’s throat during a make out session

I gave Brandon a French Kiss. I had to do CPR on him later.

by Ultimatesuperpopsinger January 6, 2020