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Facebook Stalker

A person who is usually liking or commenting on everything you post, Copies your statuses and pics and layout style likes your statuses that you posted from months ago after having a good snoop around your page and knows everything and remembers everything you post on facebook
Person has liked your status from 3 months ago
You:wtf didn't I post this from like three months ago??? I think I've got a facebook stalker

Person has same profile pic as you and background layout
You:Dude I seriously think this person is stalking me they've copied my picture pose and even got the same background layout

Person:I saw his facebook check in he's at McDonalds lets go to McDonalds
Person 2: You are such a facebook stalker it's like your obsessed with this guy?

Person:Yeah I heard it was your mothers Birthday last week so I bought her a belated Birthday present
You:Ok and how did you know it was my mums Birthday?
Person:Oh I saw it on your facebook
You:Thinks to self 'facebook stalker'
by Lenny45 July 6, 2014
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facebook garbage

the posts that would be better left not posted, also known as TMI & dirty laundry. amusing at times, but not necessarily for human consumption.
"Looks like it's time to adjust my news feed settings, and take out the facebook garbage!"
by who's your mama November 9, 2014
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Facebook Preacher

1. A Person who is a preacher but would rather spend all their time on Facebook bashing other Preachers instead of doing what they were called to do.
That person is such a Facebook Preacher, I never see them outside of the Church except on Sundays. They stay on Facebook.
by Bishop2014 December 3, 2014
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Facebook Godly

Someone who quotes religious scripture on social media for all of his "friends" and family to read. However, in real life, he/she does the exact opposite.
Bradley is so Facebook Godly. He just posted a Bible verse on Facebook that reads, "Love rejoices in the truth". However, his fiancé recently dumped him for lying to her about his attending nursing school. It turns out, he was kicked out two years ago for plagiarism and he was sitting at home watching porn every day.
by Bald Truth February 10, 2015
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Facebook

A social media platform that has an audience who only cares about likes and follows on their profile, but that's how Twitter and Instagram are as well.
Random person: do you want to join Facebook?
Me: no way!
by xgirlybooknerdx February 27, 2015
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Facebook

A site that people use to post selfies.
Facebook used to be good. Now it's full of people taking Selfies!
by HafuUD May 20, 2015
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