Ex-factor

1. a feeling of nausea when being near an ex wife, husband, etc...

2. to vomit from being near an ex wife, husband, etc...

3. picking up new potential dates in a place that your ex wife/husband frequents and trying to be sneaky about it

"Dawn was feeling fine until she saw him and was struck with the ex-factor."

Person 1: Why is Dawn puking? Tequila?
Person 2: Nope...ex-factor...

"Brad was trying to scan for a woman, but he had to be sneaky due to the potential ex-factor in the room."

by jookie & dawn December 30, 2008

Kansas City Cotton Factory

Its when the male ejaculates semen into the female's reproductive organ, normally known as the Vagina.

"How was your weekend"
"Dude best shit ever, she actually let me give her a Kansas City Cotton Factory"

(they do a jumping high five)

by sfhsu8g August 28, 2009

fantouche

A hot piece of available woman. Similiar to Fanjita

John "I'm going to that leaving do tomorrow, you?"
Stu "Is there going to be any fantouche there?"
John "Aye"

by Lemuel February 7, 2008

factory workers

sperms which will turn out to be average at best but most likely sub standard human beings if allowed to find an egg.

i pulled out and blew my load on her sheets, i didn't want to leave any factory workers in her

by rodburner May 24, 2013

duh factor

The quotient of how many stupid things there are in the world and how many people don't know those stupid things.

"Gee, it's kind of cold out here. Maybe I should put on a jacket."

by Oktaviaa March 7, 2004

fudge factors

Variables in a equation in science related topics.

the fudge factor of of the boiling point is 0.515

by Mike Montuori May 7, 2005