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Fantasy Jizz

An online game that follows the success of the highly popular 'Fantasy Football.' Similar to Fantasy Football where players earn points for the amount of goals scored by their team members, players in Fantasy Jizz earn points depending on which female body part they ejaculate on. The more infuriating the chosen jizz location for the woman the more points earned.

Points system:
Tits - 100 points
Face - 150 points
Hair - 200 points
Eye - 250 points
Ass - 500 points

Fantasy Jizz seasons run monthly starting on the 1st of each month and ending on the last day. Players may choose to use the same slut throughout or may drop from the team and choose another due to injury or unavailability. A developing website that is soon to go international.
Dude . . that slag I banged last night earned me 1200 points on Fantasy Jizz . . ass, both eyes and hair. Don't think i'll call her again.
by Slut1200points December 18, 2012
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Fantasmogorical

describes something that is beyond fantastic, so blingin it'll make ur socks fall off.
Wo man, that is so fantasmogorical, homie, im totaly dumbfoodled by its fantasmogoricality man.
by Executive Man March 3, 2004
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Fantacular

1. (adj.) This term combines the words "fantastic" and "spectacular." It is generally used sarcastically to describe something that one expects to be of good quality, but turns out not to be so.

2. (adj.) Cool or attractive, but in a corny, goofy, or nerdy way.
1. "After all that hype, I thought I was going to like the Harry Potter movie. I even waited in line for six hours. That's just fantacular."

2. "Check out that guy's Chewbacca costume. It's freakin' fantacular."
by Jimboroni July 23, 2008
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Fantasy Guru

A person who devotes most of their day to monitoring, maintaining & improving fantasy sport squds. Usually involved in many different leagues having up to and including 50 different teams in different sports. Are never far from a computer and suscribe to many spoting magazines to track the performance of their players.
If you need any help with who should be your #1 fantasy pick, just ask Kevin, He is the Fantasy Guru
by Johan Wolfhuasen January 4, 2009
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Fantabulous

an adjective for something simply AMAZING! it's a mixture of the words "fabulous" and "fantastic".

"OMIGOSH! that dance was FANTABULOUS!"
"I FEEL FANTABULOUS!"
"that paper you wrote was simply fantabulous!"
fantabulous fabulous fantastic awesome great fun amazing
by zoethezebra February 7, 2009
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captain fantastic

Superhero with the fantastic power of arrogance.
Captain Fantastic had an epic battle with King Ramas.
by timmy January 22, 2004
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