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The Dylan

a) When an "intoxicated" person (the assailant) that weighs at least 100 lbs. more then another person lays on top in a smothering manner expelling all air from the victim's lungs. Unaware that the assailant considers this to be a sexual act the victim believes that she or he is dying.

b) To move out / move away suddenly without any explanation or telling any of your friends.
a) "Man, I'd like to Dylan her." "Ya got
Dylaned bitch!" "Wanna do the Dylan?"

b) Man that Dylan still owes me rent money!"
by A Joel Phillips August 20, 2008
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Dylan

A man with such a carnivoris penis it rips his sexual parners intenstens out with every pelvic thrust. Also a nick name for a vagina. A term used when in the 727 area code, where vaginal ruptures are a commen disease.
Dylan stop! Your penis is rupturing my vagina!

Thats a nice Dylan you have there.
by doggy dog dog June 3, 2011
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Dylan

A homosexual man-lady.

Enjoys the attempt of being a man, but hides his dusty mangina from the public.
Jake loves that Dylan!!

Quit being Dylan, it's really a turn off.
by JTIST May 24, 2016
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Jack Dylan Grazer

Jack Dylan Grazer is a boy who blinded the IT fandom with comedy and cute photo shoots to hide the truth: that he smoked pot for months on end, verbally abused and cheated on Natalia Jauregui, wished death upon Aimee Katz, and used homophobic slurs.
“he’s wished death upon so many that by now everyone just calls him Jack Dylan Grazer
by shadiesink August 11, 2018
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Dylan Hafford :)

Dylan Hafford is the craziest guy you'll ever meet, but he is super sweet and caring and loving. He makes you feel like you're the only girl in the world. He laughs a lot, and everytime he sees you he smiles ear to ear. Dylan is adorable, short, funny, and full of energy.
by bballfreak119 February 4, 2010
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Dylan villenueve

A canadian that thinks he can play drums, but can only play with his balls. When hes mad, which is all the time, he is actually PMSing. and he likes to lie alot.
Dylan Villenueve: I had made sex with my girlfriend.
Me: Dylan you liar, your dating a guy.
Dylan: NO IM FRIGGEN NOT!! *pmsing*
Me: Then what is that dried up white stain on your face? Scrap that off, its embarrassing hanging around you.
by Mr Eastman January 22, 2009
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Dylan

Noun: He is incredibly white and has a very small penis. He is also a complete bitch and wears white shirts that blend in with his body.
by Trinomial September 15, 2016
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