Duct taping

The act of wrapping duct tape around an erect penis and then jerking off. Before finishing slowly peel it off to achieve an orgasm.

Tom: you ever try duct taping
Mike: no, wtf is that
Tom: it's amazing

by Soulst!ce March 10, 2014

Ducklookophobia

The irrational fear that somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching you.

M: Why are you hiding behind the couch?

F: It's here...I don't know how it found me again...it's watching me...

M: Are you talking about that nonexistent duck again? You have ducklookophobia!

by Lilyitha September 10, 2014

Duck

A girl with a big butt and no boobs

"Oh man, don't you think Katrina's hot?"
"Nah man, I'm a boob guy, I'm not into ducks."

by princess whats-her-name August 28, 2015

Duck Bill

The appearance a person's mouth takes on after having to much collagen injected into their lips.

I walked down Hollywood Blvd and saw more Duck bills than you would in a Chinese restaurant dumpster.

by Alambdadelta March 18, 2017

Duck Magic

The best type of magic ever. It can only be performed by "magical beast man," unless he teaches you it. Magical beast man was given Duck Magic powers when he found Muhammed King Tut (That famous mythical dude) living in a cave on fairy island. Duck Magic can summon survival guides, evil zombie Back To The Future fans, small blue cars and maps of fairy island. If you want to teleport to magical beast man, you will need to do a Nunji Ritual that consist of singing "The Summer Song."

I was driving my car without concentrating and I ran over a Jolly Göttinger going 88 miles an hour. Suddenly Duck Magic occurred because he stood back up and walked away, though his guts were hanging out.

by MrWrightFan26 July 29, 2018

bubblegum duchess

a girl who is snotty, celebrity-obsessed, known to obsess over wearing 'in' clothes, boy-crazy and likes to act like they are in a Disney sitcom, except that this girl beleives herself to be a 'better person" than others. usually really into the whole "sweet valley high" thing.

girl one: I can't beleive it. Suzy Schmuzy has another boyfriend. We're only in the seventh grade!
girl two: I've been trying to tell you, she's a major bubblegum duchess.

by Amaya14 December 10, 2009