A person who has qualities of a jackass and a douche bag. Potentially the worst combination of qualities ever
That guy almost crashed into me after he ran a red light then flipped me off like it was somehow my fault... what a douche ass
by philip12345 September 23, 2009
Get the douche assmug. 1)I was having a fine day at the store until Douche-Baggins walked off with my cart and all the stuff in it.
2)Man, what a douche! If he were a hobbit he'd be Douche-Baggins.
2)Man, what a douche! If he were a hobbit he'd be Douche-Baggins.
by pincherslug July 25, 2006
Get the Douche-Bagginsmug. I put the pumkin in the microwave so when I douche wagoned it it was warm in sticky just like a real goat.
by corey December 21, 2003
Get the douche wagonmug. An individual that goes WAY beyond simply being a fan. This individual would rather dress up in their team colors, ignore the hot babe they are with and yell at the tv about the stupidity of the refs/coaches/players every call. They feel each play should have resulted in a touchdown and honestly can't believe it didn't. These individuals are often found sitting next to you at the bar and force you to root against their team, even if it is your team also.
Sports Douche: "Why the hell did the running back run up the middle??? Couldn't he see the hole clog up before he got to it? They should have called a pass on the play! It would have been an easy 6!!"
Girlfriend (thinking to herself): Why am I with this Sports Douche? He can't even see I'm not wearing a bra! Doesn't surprise me, he couldn't even see that both receivers were double covered with the safety over the top. Clearly they had to run the ball and the defense was just that good on that play. Idiot... Hmm, who's that guy over there...???
Girlfriend (thinking to herself): Why am I with this Sports Douche? He can't even see I'm not wearing a bra! Doesn't surprise me, he couldn't even see that both receivers were double covered with the safety over the top. Clearly they had to run the ball and the defense was just that good on that play. Idiot... Hmm, who's that guy over there...???
by Beech_nuts September 16, 2009
Get the Sports Douchemug. a combination of the two insults douche and cunt, it is hyphinated and is a pretty badass insult if you ask me
by fo_scho May 4, 2006
Get the douche-cuntmug. Austin being the total douche nazi, insisted everyone waits for him to clean his vagina out before we could go out to eat.
by Austin Zimmerman June 1, 2009
Get the douche nazimug. by Dekode May 6, 2009
Get the Douche fagmug.