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purple monkey dishwasher

Despite claims this phrase originated on "The Simpsons", it actually existed long before it was used in the show. The phrase is intended to portray the distortion of facts when passed from person to person.

Its use in "The Simpsons" was accurate; Bart starts a rumour by whispering to one person who whispers it to another, etc. By the time the rumour reaches the front of the crowd, the phrase "Purple monkey dishwasher" has been added to the end due to people mishearing the original rumour as it passed from person to person.

Due to the popularity of "The Simpsons", the phrase has since become a commonly used response to opinions stated based on hearsay and unconfirmed rumours.
Person A - "I heard from a friend of a friend that John cheated on Linda with Karen!"

Person B - "Purple monkey dishwasher."
by godofodd September 14, 2005
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disney channel

A channel that only broadcasts one animated show. Phineas and Ferb. gay, right?
Whatever happened to Mickey and Goofy and donald and Minny and the other original characters of Disney. now all disney channel has are Faggits who dress like faggits and bitches who dress like hos. The only thing thats left of Mickey Mouse is the logo,but they'll probably get rid of that and replace it with a boner brother.
by MrBates August 25, 2010
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Disco Lemonade

1.) An excellent cocktail. There are several different ways to mix it.
Method A: Vodka, Blue Curacao, and Lemonade
Method B: Mike's Hard Lemonade, Strawberry, and Rasperry Juice

2.) A line from the crazy-cool song "Sex and Candy" by Marcy Playground. The song was inspired when the lead singer and his girlfriend were messing around, and the girlfriend's roommate walked in, commenting "Smells like sex and candy in here!"

NOTE: NO SEXUAL CONNOTATIONS FOLLOW THIS TERM DESPITE WHAT MORONS WITH NO TIME MAY SAY
I'll have a Disco Lemonade.

"And then there she was/
in platform double-suede/
Yeah, there she was/
like Disco Lemonade." -Marcy Playground
by BrightLights January 12, 2008
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Disco Stick

An almost magical device (originally created for helping adhesions with C-Section surgery) that gives women intense orgasms through their clothing! Gives a whole new meaning to going dancing with the Disco Stick.
I don't care where we go dancing tonight as long as they have a Disco Stick. God I need a discostick tonight!
by TheDiscoStick May 26, 2011
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disgusting

What most attempts at entries on urbandictionary end up being.
Another one of those poo-vagina entries. Disgusting.
by felixh March 4, 2016
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Blog Addiction Disorder (BAD)

Extreme craving for blogging.

An extension of the Internet Addiction Disorder or (IAD).
What´s going on with Sara? She looks so weird.
It´s a BAD day today for her.
How´s that?
Blog Addiction Disorder (BAD). No Internet connection for the last hour an a half so, no blogging no life.
by rperazag May 8, 2010
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disney hangover

The hung over, beat up feeling you have the morning after spending 12+ non stop hours at a Disney park trying to do everything while fighting the thousands of other people doing the same thing
Dude, do you want to go to the beach today?

No way I went to Disneyland yesterday and I have a Disney hangover and I cant even walk.
by 4njunk December 5, 2013
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