Monkeys in the dark with pens

A metaphor used to emphasis a situation that you just couldn't see coming. Often followed up by the phrase "You just can't see 'em coming."

Malix: Nope, he just A Sploded right there.
Atolm: Like monkeys in the dark with pens...
Malix: *sighs* You just can't see 'em coming.

by Malix August 12, 2004

dark horse

Black Dick

The word dark as you know means not lit up or shady and horse is flat out another way to say dick

Last night after we got out from the strip club I got me a dark horse if you know what I'm say in

by Dix sucker 3000 gay af June 16, 2016

Dark Carnival

The Dark Carnival is GOD and may all Juggalos find him!
ICP - Thy Unveiling

Welcome to the Dark Carnival

by Big Jim D November 7, 2003

dark choke

When your sexual partner is tied up or handcuffed to the bed. When its dark slowly place your butthole over his/her face and let out a load. Force it down their thoats.

Tom: Woah, Mike.. im really sorry your wife died yesturday, perhaps you'd like to come to my basement. i live alone.
Mike: No thanks, im okay, i actually killed my wife when i pulled a "Dark Choke." The last words she mumbled were, "What the fuck did you eat Mike, it's very fruity."
Tom: Do the cops know this story?
Mike: Me either

by MagicMailman December 20, 2008

Dark Trinity

1. An erotic enigma who embraces the paradox of pain and pleasue.

2. A flirty tease.

3. A delicious slut.

Inquirer: Were you and Dark Trinity together last night?
Sinn: Yeah, she's such a tease! I spanked her naughty whore ass and she fuckin' loved it! She is such a delicious little pain slut!

by Sinnocent Desire March 26, 2010

dark side of the rainbow

(Noun). There are no colors on the dark side of the rainbow.

(Adj) Describes bad emotion. Depression.

Guy 1:Hey there's Chuck. Why does he look so down?

Guy 2:He's on the dark side of the rainbow.

by Fenderjazzmaster October 4, 2013

Dark Spirit

An invader. This can mean an invader of anything; countries, privacy, personal space, etc. It comes from Dark Souls, where players who are online are capable of invading another person’s game by using a Cracked Red Eye Orb. Many deaths are the result of dark spirits invading players’ worlds, aside from boss battles and traps.

Dark spirit has invaded!

Germany was a dark spirit known for invading Poland.
Frank, you dark spirit, why would you walk in on us banging like that?!
Hey, dark spirit, get off of my lawn!

by Texting Error December 17, 2019