Jack-Crap

a synonym for the word nothing but with a more mean attitude to get your point across

Dad: mikey did you clean the living room with your brother?
mikey: yes i did
james: wait dad! mikey did Jack-Crap.

by CLINT BOULTON January 16, 2008

wanker's cramp

a sharp cramp experianced during mastubation, normaly ocours in the arch of ones foot.

man i had a wank earlier but couldnt finish got a srious case of "wanker's cramp"

by big marty July 29, 2011

crap apples

Descrbing something that sucks to go through but has to be done or experienced for a good reason or for the greater good. With "crap" stating that it sucks shit and apples stating that it is for a good cause since apples are good for your health.

Ted: Oh man, I have to finish these reports by 5 o' clock so I can go to the beer carnival on time. Crap apples!

by p_101 March 23, 2005

Crap

Pronunciation: kræp
Part of Speech: Noun, Verb
Meaning:
1. Something false.
2. A slang for the word shit or rubbish.
Social situation: Used in non formal situations, such as with friends or family.

Sentences:
After having a huge lunch, he really needed to go take a crap.
The words he said were all untrue and nothing but crap.
That crap has been lying around for long enough, you better throw it out right away.

by dkreangdoon December 16, 2008

crap bastard

where do i start? hm.....'crap bastard' is a derogatory term used to describe the most lame and pathetic individuals. especially those trying to be 'cool' and making a total tit out of themselves. also those who let others down in a big way and have no social skills.

friend' i couldnt find that site on the internet'
me 'oh you crap bastard'
friend' i tried'
me' not hard enough you utterly crap bastard'

by sharonmoore September 14, 2006

crimpin (also crampin)

1. smothering or producing an uncomfortable feeling

2. becoming too attached to something or a person

3. to put into an awkward situation

Dude, lay off when I'm around Lateesha, you crimpin my style.

by Jer November 30, 2003