crack pipe

Beginner's musical instrument. Popular in the 1980's and 1990's but somehow still around due to multi-level focus group marketing on behalf of the music industry. Obscene amounts of money can be made if you can master fine instrument.

Ja Rule and 50 Cent got their start on the crack pipe and now they be millionaires

by Wigga May 13, 2003

crack 'n sniff

The ultimate defense in the game of basketball. As an offensive player goes to make a shot, a defensive player reaches down the back of his shorts and gets a finger load of some juicy buttsauce and slathers a dollop across the upper lip of the one taking a shot, resulting in something similar to a dirty sanchez. The slathered one then begins to vomit profusely and with great vigor, rendering him ineffective for the next several minutes.

"She gave that other player a crack 'n sniff so juicy and smelly that she started to cry."

by Colonel Turdburglar September 6, 2005

crackah

a slave driver fron the 1800's..... do the research

my great garndaddy was a crackah for your grandaddy nigger

by vladimir April 17, 2004

crack daddy

a dad that has no ass to hold his pants up. u know shaped like a funnel. his pants are always falling down especially after a beer or two...ugh!

hey kids crack daddy is home!

by crazy november March 5, 2010

Cracka

A derogotory slur used by blacks to mock whites. But for some reason, it doesn't qualify as 'hate speech'.

Black man 1: Look at that honky cracka!

Black Man 2: For sure, my nigga

by Trance750 February 13, 2010

crack juice

Ingredients:
-1 half gallon of vodka
-4 cans of lemon concentrate
-16 beers

Mix all these together and let it brew for about 30 minutes and you're ready to go.

-"man lets get a lot of people F'ed up but in a delicious way"
-"alright lets make some crack juice"

by MarcoRambobologna January 21, 2008

ass crack juice

After an intimate session of woman on top, her cum that makes its way down into a guys ass crack- reacting with his ass juice(sweat) to create an awful stench.

You'll need more than a casual shower to get rid of that ass crack juice.

by todd h November 30, 2006