The two reasons to cook

The two reasons to cook are 1) so you can eat meals besides berries, veggies, and beans. 2) And to lick the bowl

There’s the two reasons to cook but I only cook for 1 reason, to lick the bowl.

by Maxiiboi November 23, 2019

Male Jiggle Cooking

The act of Jiggle Cooking but performed by a male typically done in the ass.

Berlyn: Does that dude have pancakes in his ass?
Evan: Yeah it's called Male Jiggle Cooking, its like Jiggle Cooking but for dudes.

by Olegard July 24, 2020

Southern Unicorn Cook

The act in which one has already thrown the 20th natural light can at the wall and rears back at their spouse in anger, then the spouse proceeds to stamp a cast iron skillet to their forehead.

- Did you hear about David getting arrested?

- No, what happened??
- His wife resorted to turning him into a Southern Unicorn Cook!

by anonymous December 19, 2021

Cooking like MF

"Cooking like MF" stands for making beats like american producer rapper MF DOOM. He is considerd by most of rap listeners the best producer in the rap game.

They were cooking like MF.

by TheGreekMinotaur March 21, 2024

im cooked

Being done with something,something bieng too much and your done with it.

My girlfriend says hes just a friend (im cooked).

by Sa4h4r4 March 20, 2024

cj cook

is the most sexy man on this world i wanna get in his pants, and i love his real name is amazing

cj cook is the reason i get wet at night, richard lee cook jr is hot

by 69hotie69girl January 15, 2016

Cooking bullets

To shoot a gun.

Me and my buddies were cooking bullets this weekend.

by Hoosiergirl01 September 28, 2025