Coffee Addiction

This can be found in most American adults who can not go through the average work day with out at least 3 cups of coffee.

Usually they will use "I'm sleepy" as an excuse for more coffee.

Person 1: Ugh! where's my cup of coffee!!!
Person 2: Dude take a chill pill
Person 1: I can't! I'm practically falling asleep...
Person 2: looks like another case of Coffee Addiction... *sigh*

by youraloser1 November 20, 2010

Coffee Drop

The sudden and inevitable urge to do a poo following a strong coffee.

Example 1:

Man that coffee is going right through me, I need to do a coffee drop.

Example 2:

Sally: What's wrong babe?

Sam: *Winces as swigging last drop of coffee* Ahh shit gotta do a coffee drop! *runs to bathroom*

by Lala 83 September 21, 2011

coffee and tv

A song by Blur that expresses being tired of life. Graham Coxon wrote the song to cheer Damon Albarn up. There's a cute milk box on the music video.

Girl: How are you?
Blur Fangirl: I'm like the Coffee and Tv lyrics. I'm brain-dead virtually!

by banalrandom June 6, 2016

Coffee

That brown liquid you see your dad drink every day. Smells good

Coffee is for old people

by SUMFURRYTHING June 26, 2016

Coffee Mate

When you are making a man/woman a hot beverage (coffee) and realise there is no milk.

You grip your penis and pump into the beverage until you ejaculate... don't forget to stir!

Jack: hey Katie, we had no milk so I gave you some coffee mate instead.

by Daggatron January 16, 2017

Coffee

Coffee Is A 100% Legal Drink Most Commonly Drinken By “Finnains”

“Hey Fin Wana Go do Math?”
“Nah Coffee’s cheeper”
“I ment meth..”
“I know”

by NotRayden September 3, 2019

Coffee creamed

A white male having sex with a black female.
Term comes from how coffee changes colors from black to a lighter shade of brown from a creamer

We've seen coal burners but never see the coffee creamed in public

by Jerryboiz December 3, 2019