When you catch a fish and are too weak or stupid to hold it the proper way so you shove your soft manicured hands so far up its gills your painted fingernails are coming out of its mouth.
“Hey did you see that dickhead with the camo waders and white rod before?”
“Yea he gave that 20lb fish one hell of a Jersey chokehold then said it was a 50”
“Yea he gave that 20lb fish one hell of a Jersey chokehold then said it was a 50”
by PineSlime November 29, 2022
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Guy pants that are so tight; thus cutting off circulation to his penis. There by killing off all his sperm and any chance of him getting erection.
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Nate wearing those ball choker pants is probably the best thing for human genome.
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Guy's pants that are so tight; thus cutting off circulation to his penis. There by killing off all his sperm and any chance of him getting erection.
Nate wearing those nut choker pants is probably the best thing for human genome.
Looks like Nathan's Dominatrix , is punishing him by making him wear those nut choker pants.
Nate's girlfriend finally went Lorena Bobbittn his nuts. But, instead of cutting them off she switch out his tight pant for nut choker pants.
Looks like Nathan's Dominatrix , is punishing him by making him wear those nut choker pants.
Nate's girlfriend finally went Lorena Bobbittn his nuts. But, instead of cutting them off she switch out his tight pant for nut choker pants.
by Ice86 November 30, 2022
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by anonymous December 28, 2022
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"Hey Chad, why won't my mom look at you since last night? She is acting weird around you."
" I know we planned to go out bro, but your mom was drunk and she wanted anal. I was railing her and Ace Ventura was on the TV. She was laughing and your cat bit my Achilles tendon and I yanked your mom off the bed and she was hanging by my cock."
" BRO THAT'S MY MOM!"
" Yeah, she's mad at me cause I turned off the TV. After that Virginia Chokehold, she's now your mom with a lump on her head."
" I know we planned to go out bro, but your mom was drunk and she wanted anal. I was railing her and Ace Ventura was on the TV. She was laughing and your cat bit my Achilles tendon and I yanked your mom off the bed and she was hanging by my cock."
" BRO THAT'S MY MOM!"
" Yeah, she's mad at me cause I turned off the TV. After that Virginia Chokehold, she's now your mom with a lump on her head."
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