chod

sloppy, sandy mud often found on the beach

looks like sloppy poo

look edd theres a nice pile of chod, lets play chod stones.

chod stones: a game like beach bowls but stones are used instead of balls.
first you throw your jack stone into the chod from no less that 10m away, then you select your 3 chod stones (not to be any smaller than the palm of your hand) and then take it in tutns to throw your chod stones into the chod.
closest chod stone to the jack stone wins

invented by matt and edd

by matt dunford January 19, 2008

Chode

The 2 inch area of skin between the base of a man's nutsack and his anus.

You've accidentally cut somebody off driving to work. At the next stop light, they pull along side and commence cursing and telling you how badly you drive. Your response? "Lick chode".

by D-Snacks September 17, 2006

road chode

the build up of sweat that comes from wearing the same crusty ass underwear for 3 days while driving cross country to go to a john denver fan club meeting at your 7th cousins moms house.

i had viscious road chode before my heterosexual life mate gates licked it clean for me

by Rey Rey December 30, 2004

chode

when a guys dinky is hella wider than it is long

mikeal mac has a chode

by dong June 18, 2003

chode

a penis that is very short and very wide.

dude, that wanna be has a chode! oh my god.

by HL August 21, 2006

Chode

1. The area between penis and asshole
2. A Member of RSD

1. "In prison I´ve been forced to to lick his Chode"
2."Oh look, some of the RSD-Chodes are showing up!"

by Jannes March 14, 2008

chode

The skin between your ballsack and butthole. Synonyms include-Gooch, Taint, and Nifkin

by John Holmes April 23, 2003