charleez

A crazy Beautiful nice girl so pretty mostly models DO NOT MESS WITH SUPER TOUGH can get any man if there luck SUPER HOT

weres an awesome cool Charleez when you need one

by Charleezz May 7, 2018

Charleston

First and foremost, HOME. Where the Ashley and Cooper Rivers converge to form the Atlantic Ocean. Also the largest "city" in SC. I put city in quotes because it has a small town feel but has almost 1,000,000 in the metro area. Everybody knows everybody here, so if you do something (case in point: Thomas Ravenel, former SC treasurer who went to prison for cocaine dealing), it can ruin not only you but your family's reputation.

Don't confuse Charleston with the shithole Ohioan colony of Mt. Pleasant, which is across the Cooper River, most of the people there are self righteous and fake.

Pros:
Excellent Food
Doesn't feel crowded
Nice weather
Lots of stores
decent airport
great economy
Local news channels are good
I was born here

Cons
TOO MANY DAMN OHIOANS MOVING HERE
Roads are shit
Property is expensive
The TV show "Southern Charm"
In the same county as Mt. Pleasant

1) Ohioan: I just moved to Charleston from Cleveland! It's sooooo nice here, but everyone sounds funny. GO BUCKEYES!

Me: WE'RE FULL GO BACK
2) Person from Mt. Pleasant: I live in Charleston!

Someone from Charleston: no honey you're from Mt. Plastic

by Jason DeRolex June 13, 2018

Charles

BLACK and dumb

Oh my gosh it is a Charles

by someone got wrecked July 26, 2018

Charleston Noodle

When you hold in a big dump and when you go to release it you suck it up back and forth in your butt like a demented noodle.

Hey Felipe, can you please stop doing Charleston Noodles in the bathroom? You're starting to stain the toilet.

by The Original Charleston Noodle August 3, 2018

Charles

A hungry African boy who eats no food. Loves his beautiful Girlfriend and Has Horrible eating habits. Has some hairy ass legs and loves thighs. If you knlw anyone with these traits, they are Charles

Charles is that nigga

by Crizpychicken August 7, 2018

Charlampagne

Da infamous "over-indulging" Roman emperor during the Middle Ages.

The Great Charlampagne always made a blustery show of disapproving of any and all dissipative activity, but we all know what he did in private wif da fine spirits --- do as I SAY, not as I DO.

by QuacksO October 14, 2018