Canadian Back-Slasher

When you and your sexual partner are having sex in a pile of maple leaves, and you take out a knife covered in syrup and wildly cut them.

"Me and my girl did that Canadian Back-Slasher thing, long story short she's badly injured."

by I didnt cause a bomb threat :) July 20, 2016

Canadian lawn mower

A snowplough.

Not enough room in the garage to store a Canadian lawn mower and park the car, too.

by bzmummy May 11, 2016

Canadian Oil Change

The diarrhea one gets after consuming too much poutine.

Oh man, I ate two orders of poutine and then dropped a Canadian oil change in the bathroom

by Asstastrophy August 28, 2016

Canadia

When you try saying Canada and Canadian at the same time and screw up miserably

A: I went to Canadia!
B: you went where?

by Marxystar64 September 7, 2016

Canadian Bayonet

take your erect penis and put it in a pancake or waffle topped with maple syrup (or day other syrup if you know what I mean). after this is done you add your desired sprinkles or toppings. after the treat is filled around your penis, you feed the Canadian bayonet to your respected partner(s)

We fed the Canadian Bayonet to our bae's

by The long meat man man man October 21, 2016

Canadian Moose party

The act of covering ones penis in maple syrup, buying a moose, and having the moose lick it off while enticing it with a carrot in its asshole.

I went on vacation this weekend and had a Canadian moose party

by Thundercuntblaster October 25, 2016

Canadian Snowballer

A self proclaimed weak amateur male porn star. Who is a Canadian Jew that wreaks of passionate dude love. Great at the Snowcone volcanoes.

James is known as the Canadian Snowballer.

by MeHoffJack January 13, 2017