cold coffee

any dark cola poured in a coffee cup when all the regular glasses are dirty

didn't you wash dishes? guess I'll drink cold coffee

by oneonone May 10, 2013

coffee nap

a nap induced by the consumption of copious amounts of coffee, typically the result of either incredibly high caffeine tolerance or exhaustion from such overinduldence

Man, I just slammed a french press and I'm totally wiped; time for a coffee nap.

by lawndart86 December 16, 2011

coffee puck

1. The round pound of coffee grounds residue that you remove from your espresso maker.
2. A very dumb or dense person who is attempting to sound philosophical.

"He seems like a Plato wannabe. What a coffee puck."

by roadkill August 26, 2005

coffeecup

(c) or copyright

Originated from an instant messaging program that automatically converts "(c)" into an emoticon of a coffee cup. Due to the often jovial nature of instant message correspondence, coffeecup has become a suitably humorous substitute for its more accurate synonym: copyright.

Andrea: i'm window surfing for new cameras right now. it's kind of depressing and i think i'll stop. i really want a new one though.
Liz: you just put me in touch with the modern age by saying "window surfing"
Andrea: coffeecup andrea 2007!!!
Liz: NICe
Andrea: i should add that to urbandictionary.com and then add an entry for coffeecup
Liz: ha!!

by Andrea Bolton July 15, 2007

Coffee Project

A Job that requires unhealthy amounts of coffee to complete.

Guy: Did you finish the entire book in one night!?

Guy2: Yea it was a real coffee project...

by Earwig August 20, 2008

coffeehand

The syndrome of being disabled in one had by coffee.

It is early in the morning. You may be on a river trip you may not. Coffeehand can happen anywhere. However this syndrome is most common on a river trip, in the morning, while you are trying to rig a boat, or do any task with coffee in your hand. You can't set the cup down or you can't drink the coffee. You are rendered disabled, by coffee; you are left with only one free hand.

by Coffeehand the River Avenger August 29, 2009