Breakfastivities

Festivities during the breakfast hour.

We ate 3 pounds of bacon during the breakfastivities this morning.

by scarlettseaglass September 12, 2010

Breakfast Bacon

Bacon specifically designed for the purpose of being consumed in a morning time slot and typically consisting of a higher fat content, may be substituted with alternative baconised items such as frazzles.

Often a dietary requirement of those suffering from bacon blues.

John: Have you had your breakfast bacon?
Lindsey: Yes, mmm, my favourite.

by Air Walker UK December 3, 2010

breakfast emergency

In order to avoid the awkwardness of having to use a new girlfriend/boyfriend's bathroom after spending the night, one will fervently offer to run out and get breakfast. The point of which is to use the bathroom at Starbucks, McDonald's, etc.

"Hey hun, do you want me to go out and get us some breakfast?" breakfast emergency, please say yes!

"No, that's okay. I'm not very hungry."

"Are you sure? Breakfast is the most important meal of the day." oh shit! please say yes, please say yes

"No, I'm sure."

"But, if you don't eat you won't have any energy today."
Listen woman, you do not want me here in 5 minutes!!

"Okay"

"Alright, I'll be back in a few." Thank you Jesus!!

by Roland1999 March 14, 2011

Breakfast in Hobart

Cunnilingus. The Australian island state of Tasmania is a similar shape to the human pubic hair zone and has vast areas of untamed wild forest. Hobart is the capital of Tasmania, located south and almost centre on the island.

She is so hot, I just want to have Breakfast in Hobart with her tonight.

by Vigilante68 November 11, 2011

Breakfastland

The euphoric feeling of having waffles for breakfast.

I'm totally headed to breakfastland tomorrow.

by Admiral Waffleton December 6, 2012

Breakfast Rule

This rule dictates that if two persons are mid-coitus and a third party enters the room, the couple must continue to do the deed.

If they do continue, the third party is required to make breakfast for the couple. If they stop, the couple is then required to make breakfast for the third party at his/her earliest convenience.

"Hey, I totally walked in on John and Jane last night."

"Did they keep going?"

"Nah man, they're making me breakfast tomorrow morning cuz they stopped, and the Breakfast Rule says they must"

by EggsandBacon October 10, 2012

breakfast boned

When you wake up and first thing you want before water or food or to even brush your teeth, is to bone down. So you do.

Hey girl, did he get it in last night?
Nah, but I got breakfast boned so it was all good!

by deeliciousness December 14, 2013