Not better than JJK

Not on the same caliber as JJK

Wow this show is not better than jjk

by Peak Kaisen September 5, 2021

that's better

What someone says to themselves after they've sexually satisfied themselves.

Wife: (whispers to herself) "that's better."
Husband: (Wakes up and looks at wife) "What'd you say? Are you talking in your sleep?"
Wife: (acting as if waking up) "Oh. I guess I was."

by von groovy June 29, 2017

Soccer is better than hockey

Soccer...the sport that everyone says "look at how fake there injuries are!". I'd love to see you get hit in the face with a cleat or knead in the throat or slide tackled or get the ball kicked in the face...you might say " oh that doesn't hurt" but in reality it hurts A LOT! hockey you have all this protective gear on and in soccer you only have shinpads! Fun fact...there have been more deaths in soccer than in hockey! I understand that in hockey there is a puck that is travelling 120 k/ph but in soccer if you actually know how it feels to be hit in the face with a cleat and broke your jaw or get ur eye punctured out bye a cleat bump...youve experienced true pain! In my opinion soccer is better than hockey!

Soccer player: have you ever experienced getting your jaw broke bye a cleat, or getting your eye punctured out?
Hockey player: well shit...
Soccer player: damn right soccer is better than hockey!

by Ilovesoccer2018 June 17, 2018

Victoria Bitter

(often abbreviated to VB)
A cheap Australian beer that tastes like arse, consumed en masse by derros everywhere.

I'd rather guzzle cat piss than drink that awful VB (Victoria Bitter) shit!

by millsy86 September 13, 2012

Batter Up

The act of pulling your penis out of your partner's mouth while they're giving you a blowjob - just before climax, sticking it in their ear and shouting "Batter UP!"

"I stuck it in her ear and it was a home-run."

by Diddle January 21, 2004

Porcupine Batter

When a man's come flows down to or is rubbed into his coarse pubic hair and is licked up by his partner(s).

"I heard that girl totally licked up someone's porcupine batter."

by Fizzy Douche November 29, 2011