Boo’d Up Boomer 

Noun; a person that does not know anything about dating apps or dating in general nowadays because they have been in a relationship prior to dating apps existing (i.e., tinder, bumble and hinge)

“Did you swipe on him on hinge”

“No Kelsey, it’s hinge so it doesn’t work like that you boo’d up boomer!!”

Boo’d Up Boomer by Kelseyisturtleycool June 12, 2022

Sanctimonious White Boomer 

SWB - (North America) A white person identifying with the Baby Boomer generation who interjects their opinion in agreement with the majority in order to appear more righteous than they actually are. This often occurs with liberals discussing matters of race.

*Black guy, to gatekeeper*: You’re denying me entrance to the plane because I’m too late? What about all those other people entering?
*Woman behind black guy*: this seems racist.
*Gatekeeper*: It is.
*Sanctimonious White Boomer, commenting online in agreement with the vast majority of the tweeters)*: those of us reading this will not forget this!

Sanctimonious White Boomer by QAnonymoose December 19, 2022

what in the boomer

Similar to “wtf” or “wtaf,” but used when a boomer says or does something that is incredibly out of touch with contemporary reality.

“They think they’ll sell that old house for far more than it’s worth…outdated, no pictures…what in the boomer is going on here?”

what in the boomer by Awaythrow098 February 24, 2024

Shirt Booger 

noun
1. Phenomenon when, after blowing your nose into a tissue, you sense the distinct feeling of the booger dislodging from nose but fail to find the booger in the tissue. Then, after some passage of time, the booger is discovered on a part of your shirt that seems physically impossible.
2. Rarer phenomenon when the booger winds up on another individuals shirt due to proximity when blowing the nose.
3. A person who regularly displays boogers on their shirt as described in #1.

Business Meeting
Johnson: My sales numbers this quarter surpassed budget again!
Boss: Johnson, what in the heck is that on your shirt collar?
Johnson: Huh? Aha, that's where he landed! It's just my shirt booger.
Boss: Ok, but what about the one on your shirtsleeve? Is that another shirt booger?
Johnson: Yeah...
Boss: Johnson, your booger surpassed the tissue again, you're such a shirt booger!

Shirt Booger by drizzle roach June 5, 2013

Booger Bandit 

One whom secretly flicks boogers on public urinal walls right in front of the urinal. Also the metal doors right in front of the public toilet, the toilet walls leave for complete stealth and privacy, but the urinal is a first choice as more people will be exposed the booger(s). This is not limited to males, females will usually do this to get back at their friends, thus mostly doing this in a private home bathroom. There is a code amongst the Booger Bandit elite-'Never cover up another Bandits handiwork, only improve on the motherfucker with a perfectly placed booger.'

Whilst taking a shit at work, Mark peered straight ahead and noticed that the office Booger Bandit was in fine form that morning having covered the toiled door with a red and green booger. He was disgusted, yet curiously aroused by the mystique and dedication of the Booger Bandit.

Booger Bandit by Rimjob Ninja March 7, 2011

Booger casserole

Food so disgusting, not even animals will eat it.

Eww! I wouldn’t feed this booger casserole to a dog. I don’t hate dogs.

Booger casserole by zimmygirl777 June 7, 2023

Booger Doodle

(Noun) A stone cold chiller

(Verb) chillen super hard

Oh shoot, there’s Tony Hawk and Matthew McConaughey being absolute booger doodles in Hawaii.

Is that Betty White and Snoop Dogg booger doodling in the wave pool?!

Booger Doodle by Merriam Boobster May 2, 2021