bollock dolphin

1. An exclamation of irritation on the realization that the shops are shut after 5pm on a sunday
2. A dolphin with one testicle.
3. A man (or woman) blessed/curse with genetalia resembling an aquatic mammal, e.g dolphin
4. generic impulsive insult

when standing outside Sainsburys at 5:01pm (Sunday)"oh bollock dolphin, one finds that Sainsburys is closed"

or

*general dolphin noises* - "shit! where did the other one go!....oh no im in a tin (although reasonably priced)...mmmmmm"

by Eli (and James) May 31, 2006

pop your balloon

A phrase your dumb friend says when he really means "burst your bubble".

Friend 1: "I hate to pop your balloon, but I'm actually fucking retarded."

Friend 2: "No shit you're retarded because you should have said 'burst your bubble'."

by krkelly January 10, 2014

Nipple Balloon

A balloon, that strikes a shocking resemblance to a womans brests. Has a distinct nipple quality and a perfect boobn texture. Many men who can't get any purchase these for their blow up doll on place of brest implants.

Jeff went to the party store to purchass some Nipple balloons for his variety of blow up dolls. So he could have a lil more fun.

by Deziray, hailey December 20, 2008

balloons

the measurment of how heavy your eyelids are after you smoke marjiuana

My eyelids weigh 100 balloons

by Julie Handcock December 14, 2007

balloon knot

Tight puckered skin around the anus designed to stop shit from falling out your ass!

'yo bitch, you better stop that balloon knot squeekin if you wanna dry bummin'

by Marky MNM January 15, 2008

Bollock Saw

Having somebody (usually a swamp ninja) janking off your testes whilst being asleep and waking up in a bed of your own sperm and excrement.

Hey that swamp ninja just gave him a bollock saw!

by David Royse October 20, 2006