country bumpkin

The act of giving a man oral pleasure while he moves his bowels in an out house or port-a-potty.

Last night during the parade, Henry gave Herb a country bumpkin

by DangerousDaryl December 30, 2006

iced blumpkins

a muffin with jizz on it

"Damn that bakery bakes the ill iced blumpkins."

by Psylocibin January 6, 2006

upper blumkin

When you pinch a loaf in the tank (upper deck) of a toilet, commonly as a prank, while getting a blowjob.

My girlfriend and I upper blumkin'ed the club bathroom to save time.

by heddynuggets May 6, 2007

Blumpkie-9 plus one

A Blumpkin is when a guy is a taking a dump and getting a blowjob at the same time.

Same idea as a blumpkin but your partner is upside down with a thumb in her butt.

John was in the bathroom getting a Blumpkie-9 plus one.

by representa2480 May 25, 2011

blimpkin

A blumpkin occuring in an airborne blimp. See blumpkin.

I recieved a blimpkin and wondered whether that also qualified me into the mile-high club.

by Sandip May 13, 2005

Country Bumpkin

Bumpkin is getting a blowjob while on the toilet taking a dump.

Country bumpkin being getting a blowjob while in a outhouse taking a dump.

Laura didn't gag because of her reflexes she gagged because the smell in the outhouse.. Man that was a terrible country bumpkin.

by LCMari April 12, 2014

blumplin

to receive or accept a blumpkin from a gremlin

Dude 1:"I got my favorite gremlin to give me a blumpkin last night!"
Dude 2: "awesome blumplin bro!"

by The Wesson July 8, 2012