Betty Crocker cock blocker

A muffin top, front butt if you will. It prevents you from getting laid.

“We went out one time, had a lot of fun, but he never made a second date and it’s all because of my Betty Crocker cock blocker of a tum tum”.

by Neener1966 September 5, 2022

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Portuguese Snow-Blower

Cocaine Flatulence; Portuguese Snowblower is the well practiced art of blowing a line of coke up someone’s ass and letting them fart in your face.

My innocence was lost after those white girls showed me what a Portuguese Snow-Blower is.

by Pappa_Snowflake November 24, 2022

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Alaskan Leaf Blower

The Alaskan Leaf blower is when you stick the opposite end of a disposable vape into your butt and fart, causing smoke to come out the mouthpiece end.

"Dude Trey hit the Alaskan Leaf Blower last night at the party!"
"Really? What a mad man!"

by DaddyCool23 October 10, 2023

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The act of having your partner complete fellatio on you until climax, at which point you quickly cover their mouth with one hand and tickle them with the other until your seed is exhaled through their nose.

“Mel was talking big game last night, so I turned her into an Arkansas leaf blower to shut her up

by ReyisRight November 21, 2023

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