bloob

the best word; if said randomly, it will immediately make everyone laugh

luke: hey sam!
sam: oh hey luke! wus poppi-
luke: bloob
*laughter commences*

by ChiefVuforia January 13, 2021

Blowjob

Sucking the life out of a guy through there dick

Ashley gave me a blowjob she sucked the life out of me

by Number2lazer March 1, 2021

Blowjob

To suck a man's dick

"Give that man the blowjob he deserves!"

by Ciara:P February 6, 2021

blowjobphobia

afraid of giving blowjobs? You have blowjob phobia

"sally shat herself when he pulled his pants down"~she suffers blowjobphobia

by Its slutney bitch March 23, 2021

Blowjob

Putting a dick on your mouth and sucking it until it cums.

Boss: So this is your schedule. Lunch break 1-2, blowjob time at 2:30...
Secretary: Excuse me?
Boss: Yes, your salary includes giving me a daily blowjob, if i cum that’s $20 dollars more and if it turns into sex just prey I have a condom because I’ll fuck you hard.

by cumqueenmoan May 2, 2021

Bloob

Large saggy side hanging breasts

That chick has some bloobs.

by Duffy dakat May 7, 2021

bloobergas

it is the animal, the bloobers hot smelly farts. if you inhale. you. die. there is no going back. have fun. and always remember. live,laugh,love.

my friend joseph inhaled bloobergas. he is now dead, may he rest in pieces

by epicgaymercostcoisepic May 27, 2021