male blindness

When a snowboarder/mountainborder becomes distracted by a fellow females "jiggling parts"

Man, I suffered from male blindness and totally cranked that tree.

by Chris A. H. November 29, 2006

shootin blind

Peeing (for guys) in the dark while still standing up.

Dude, last night i got up at like 2 and had to shoot blind. I got piss everywhere.( shootin blind )

by me14 March 5, 2007

showa bling

cool as fuck, dope, sexy, da shit, fuck me thats nice, fresh

das so dope, trick
yeh like $h0wa Bl!ng dope
showa bling? wats that?
sorry, YOU wouldnt know...

by thizzernoway September 16, 2010

Right Blindness

1. A curable condition where a person to buy into an ideology, dismissing personal experience that does not fit into the ideology.

2. A curable condition where a person supports the concentration of wealth and power, even when it puts them personally at greater risk of having neither.

Mary: Single mothers are a drain on society.
Barry: Uh, you're a divorcee with a kid. So is your sister.
Mary: But we're different, we work hard! You know the type I mean, stop trying to twist my words!
Barry: How long have you had right blindness?

Even though Bob doesn't make much money, he supports cutting taxes on the rich because he has right blindness.

by PulpPoet August 17, 2012

blonde blindness

A situation in which you struggle to distinguish one blonde female from another given the tendency for many of them to look rather similar.

Jack: "Isn't that the same girl that was in the previous scene?"
Joe: "The same girl? I understand your confusion..they are both blonde and rather similar"
Jack: "Not great for my blonde blindness, is it?"

by signon77 October 24, 2013

Cheeky blinder

When a man cums hard in your eye

"I came so hard in her eye, was a bit of a cheeky blinder"

by Mumof3 August 24, 2019