Bongchitis

When you get sick smoking out of a bong.

Dude I don't feel so good after last night's smoke sesh- I think I got bongchitis!!

by chingispamwich October 24, 2014

Bong Rage

Irrational anger felt when in the grip of uncontrollable coughing -brought on by an innocuous bong hit, that frankly, seems a bit unnecessary

"No mate. I'll stick with the vape, I'll end up with bong rage, otherwise.

by shitgripper December 21, 2014

Bong

Def. verb.
An action that is followed by an explosion of high.

Def. noun.
A device used to smoke marijuana.

Examples as verb.
1. Let's bong.
2. Better the bong, best the bang.
3. Einstein thought about spacetime for a long time, but only after bonging for 4 hours could he imagine a stretchable elastic in and around our world.
4. "Duuuuude... I could see the music after bonging last night."
5. "I bonged my fuckin beach house down last june."

Examples as a noun...
1. I have a green colored bong.

by Bongdom_king April 16, 2016

Bong and Thong

Like Netflix + Chill, Hulu + Handjobs, Amazon + Anal, and IMAX + Climax, but including much more weed ( marijuana ). Also, sometimes called 'G-Strang and Baby Bhang'

Random Guy: Have you ever smoked weed?
Random Girl: Ummm, No...
Random Guy: Have you ever worn a thong?

Random Girl: Still, No...
Random Guy: Sounds like someone's in need of some bong and thong!
Random Girl: HELL YEAH!
( what she really said: okayyyyyy then... )

by ZombroMitchell July 5, 2016

bong hitter

A person who is always found smoking marijuana using a bong

-What is Jaylen doing?
-He is smoking weed,dude is no more than a bong hitter

by luckyjerk June 4, 2016

Bongcident

When you burn a large amount of hair well lighting the bong.

I wen't to hit the bowl and I had a bongcident and now I am bald.

by Ceterfo June 16, 2016