beef curtain

Very large and droopy, even pendulous, vaginal labia.

My mom has the biggest pussy lips in the world; they're like a beef curtain.

by Mr. Tapeworm May 28, 2006

beef tip

The very end of a penis.

I put my beef tip in her tuna tunnel.

by crank May 4, 2005

Beefburger

Hamburger... but Hamburgers are NOT made out of Ham, rather Beef... Beefburger.

Hey guys lets go out, I am craving a beefburger. Lets get those beefburgers on the grill

by rabbithare May 16, 2011

beefdrapes

the labia majora, (or minora if you prefer) of the vagina.

Bitch, open up those beefdrapes and lemme get in ya.

by thedann March 13, 2003

beef tips

new age cockney slang for 'the shits'

Has Janet been off work with the beef tips?

by slang daddy May 12, 2010

beef

something you get from cows

cow: do you want beef? you askin for beef?
me: no thank you

by *^_^* August 27, 2005