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beard moisturizer

Female natural juices to make sure the beard is nourished and growing
She rode his face to give him the beard moisturizer he needed
by KingTrice June 13, 2017
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beardho

A ho, but one that only sleeps with bearded men.
Alison is SUCH a beardho!
by SteveRemmington June 16, 2017
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beard release party

The celebration that occurs when the women who are pretending to be with the closeted gay men (in denial about beimg gay/homophobic) are able to leave their indentured servitude.
I recommend gold Lamay for decorations at the beard release party on August 5th 2017 #dawnsly #deepthoughts
by #uberdyke August 5, 2017
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beard smacker

When a man who has never groomed his genital hair jacks off.
Godamnit, our 40yr. old virgin of a son is such a beard smacker.
by EafFish18 August 6, 2017
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Beard Ho

Woman with fetish for stroking man's beard ...
by RoscoeRoscoeRRRRRosc August 31, 2017
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bearded muscle

A bearded man that loves to workout and has amazing muscles
Damn... did you see that bearded muscle guy in the gym..
by MX2142 February 20, 2018
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