beanslug

The type of person that no one should aspire to be. This kind of person has almost no redeeming qualities and is known for being just generally awful.

Origin: the “bean” segment comes from the beanboozled jellybeans, which have good and awful tasting jellybeans in a container, leaving a 50/50 chance of tasting a good or terrible bean. The “slug” segment is not exactly known, but likely stems from the Dragon Ball Z villain Lord Slug.

“Bro, he keeps hitting on all the girls he works with even though he knows damn well they have boyfriends”
“That dude is a straight up beanslug”

by CommanderHerest July 24, 2021

Beans

Beans are something wonderful! you can eat them, suck them, and lick them! they can give you gas Gas GAS!!!! and if you eat them with taco bell then say goodbye to your toilet. beans are an easy way to get girls alllllll dayyyy
they are very poggers

Me and the bois at 3 AM looking for BEANS!!!

by anonymous July 29, 2021

BEANS

When someone sees the word beans they might sometimes say, “BEEAANNSS”

Ex: She made BEANS what the heck

by Ace Massari August 2, 2021

Beans

Slang used by the self-harming community
Means the fat/muscle layer underneath the dermis and epidermis.

Other terms: Styro, etc.

Person A: "I cut to beans last night, it hurts like hell."
Person B: "Oh shit, make sure you clean and bandage it or it will get infected."

by Pooinmymouth October 17, 2021

Beans

specifically Heinz Beans

*Twitch streamer has beans*

*The whole chat* THIS MOTHER FUCKER EATIN' BEANS

by Chew how feel Gum it Five November 16, 2021

Beans

THIS MF EATING BEANS

Dude: *eating beans*

Person: THIS MOTHER FUCKER EATIN' BEANS

by Chew how feel Gum it Five November 16, 2021