Bakersfield

An awesome town but rather boring. The best attraction is the Kern County Fair and it has one of the worst air qualities in the USA. It is also the 4th driest city in the US. (Yes, even drier than Ridgecrest.) Also has a killer river that has been dry for a year now.

Stacy: I have lived in Bakersfield my whole life and its has gotten rather boring. Sigh... I wish the river would come back.

by Will Forest February 13, 2009

changing at bakerloo

the only tube station where u can change from the pink to the brown line

my bird let me change at bakerloo last night

by mattdevilstick September 28, 2003

banker

When a girl is sleeping and you filp her over an fuck her ass with a roll of quarters.

Yeah, Amy wouldnt blow me so when she fell asleep i gave her a banker

by justin jew porn May 19, 2009

The Baker's Dozen

a sexual position made famous by a "Mr Baker" in which one inserts both fists, their cock and and both big toes in to a girl at the same time.

Adrienne couldn't her face in public for weeks after the pictures of her getting The Baker's Dozen surfaced on the internet!

by benjaminbaker April 9, 2007

Baker's Dozen

The act of placing all 10 fingers, penis and testicles inside a women at one time. Making a total of 13 individual parts inside her at once, Hence the term Baker's Dozen. This can be done using any of the following oraphaces, mouth, vagina, and or anus simutaniously, in any combination, as long as every thing is inside at the same time.

Used in a sentence: Jane's gag reflex made her two testicles short of her first Baker's Dozen

by Rob24 September 7, 2008

barbershop quartet

Similar to the "Abe Lincoln", the barbershop quartet involves an individual or a group of individuals ejaculating into the face of the "victim" before having a bag of pre trimmed pubic hair thrown onto the victim's defiled face. The men then procede to quickly don red and white striped hats and sing a brief song in four part harmony. In situations with only one man present, friends need to be called in and hidden before the act, ready to jump out to accompany their buddy.

Rob: Holy shit, she sure was surprised when you guys came out of the closet when I hit her with that bag of pubes.

Tony: Yeah, and Carl's soprano was fantastic!

John: That sure was one barbershop quartet for the books.

by Kalem January 10, 2008