Pork Barrel

A term for funds given to lawmakers for their districts to enjoy.
But some, never gave the fund on them, they relied on a certain Chinese-Tausug woman to launder the bucks.
2 of them are actors, another an old fossil.

Pork Barrel is so much, Bong was put in jail.

by Kay Tutan Tayo December 12, 2018

Double Barreling

When you put both of your partners big toes in your mouth at the same time.

Christian: “When we get home I’m gonna give you the wettest sloppiest double barrel you’ve ever had.”

Woman: “omg staaahp 🥰”

Woman the next day: “we were 69 double barreling all night last night, I think I tasted some athletes foot”

by Anus taco October 9, 2019

shooting squirrel in a barrel

when there are so many loose women at a bar it doesn't matter if you have a crooked dick, you can't miss!!!!

Gentile Mike: How was the bar last night?

Jewish Mike: There was so much poonani at that bar last nite it was ridiculous?

Gentile Mike: Did you hit any of that shit?

Jewish Mike: Are you serious, it was like shooting squirrel in a barrel. I got it in and got my bhole licked.

Gentile Mike: "Nice. I like. Borat voice."

by Mr. Jewish Mike January 16, 2013

jelly bracelets

Parents think we shouldn't be able to wear them to school...they are wrong because they mean different thinks at school rather than out in the world besides school...so if we want to wear them let us...because some of us hate how you make us take them off when we go to school...well, not me...I am going to wear them to school whether you let me or not...

This is what they mean to us kids these days at school:
Black- Goth/punk
Purple- virgin
Red- single
Blue- bad girl
Yellow- kiss
Orange- make out
Green- hug
Pink- no meaning
White- flash
Clear- no meaning

This girl at my school is goth/punk and so she wears all black every day of her life. So one day she decides to walks by me. When she does walk by me, she is wearing about thirty jelly bracelets. They are black ones and so they mean that she is a goth/punk which she already is.

by nina January 1, 2005

double- barrel

Having two butt-holes. Or having the apperance of two, as a result of a deep inserted butt crack.

Dude when Don mooned me I noticed he had a double- barrel.

by Richie Bruno May 17, 2006

Livestrong Bracelet

Plastic handcuffs often used by riot police. So named for the bright yellow colour.

That idiot. He got involved in a riot last night, and they took him away wearing a Livestrong bracelet.

by LEStudent March 2, 2010