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Obama´s last name

It´s his first name.
Jacob: "Hey, what´s Obama´s last name?"

Scholar: " It´s his first name."

Jacob: "What do you mean what´s his first name? I am asking for his last name?"

Scholar: "That would be his first name."

Jacob: "If Obama is his first name his last name is his first name, I don´t get it..."

Scholar: "I think you got it."

Obama: " I just want to go to Central Park and watch folks passing by. Spend the whole day watching people"

Jacob - Walks out *confused*
by ScientificScholar March 6, 2024
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The Last Airbiscuit Bender

The ability to drop air biscuits around corners to

A: Let the receiving party smell it
B: Blame it on them
The Last Airbiscuit Bender
Man those Air biscuit benders proper put me on the spot, I thought those those air biscuit benders were extincted?
by anonymous March 12, 2024
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The Last Airbiscuit Bender

The Last Airbiscuit Bender
The ability to launch air biscuits around corners to:
A: Allow the receiving party to smell/taste them
B: Blame it on them
Man The Last Airbiscuit Bender proper put me on the spot, I thought they went extinct a 1000 years ago?
by anonymous March 12, 2024
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avatar the last airbender

A Nickelodeon cartoon in which two eskimos, a crazy blind girl, and a cryogenically preserved kid with cancer who rides on his flying yak-beaver hybrid must stop an evil force that has the tyrannical goal of insuring global order and peace.
Avatar the last airbender? More like avatar the last good Nickelodeon show.
by Bbb23’s left testicle March 17, 2024
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nice guys finish last

This means in sex a nice guy, or good guy will wait for the girl to arrive first then will follow shortly behind
Isaias "of course she finished first i'm not a dick head"
Ameir"nice guys finish last"
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The last shadow puppets

well, in 2008 it was a nice little band between miles kane and alex turner. in 2016, it was an excuse for two men to cheat on their girlfriends in front of thousands of people (they make really good music too though).
2008 (yes, the year itself is speaking): The last shadow puppets is a great band between two best friends, I dont know what you are talking about!
2016: They did some drunken kareoke and then commited various homoerotic acts. Alex turner even got a boner after shoving Miles' leg between his thighs!
by thatdogisjet March 20, 2024
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