Alex Jones is welsh slang for an angry person who breaks objects belonging to others. Others describe this being as having an unusual or 'funny' looking face. The description is mainly used by welsh people but has also been adapted by a few english communities. It may also describe someone who is a combination of a lot of negative things such as being angry, funny looking and unhumourous.
Guy1: Wow that guy is horrible, plus he has a funny face
Guy2: haaa yeah typical example of an Alex Jones
Guy2: haaa yeah typical example of an Alex Jones
by solongbabycakes June 1, 2010
Get the Alex Jones mug.So cute. So adorable. So sweaty. His voice is so deep. Its like crunchy peanut butter from whole foods. So salty from the sweat. He'll put you to sleep with his clueless voice of a 80 year old jazz singer. Alex enjoys wearing vests and looking dapper. Incredibly adept at modeling victoria's secret poses. Enjoys creepy angel statues.
Kid 1: Have you seen Alex today?
Kid 2: Yeah, he was gleaming with sweat.
Kid 1: I saw him in class. His face made me want to reveal my deepest secrets to him.
Kid 2: He's the best person to talk to ever. His voice is so soothing.
Kid 1: I know, he gives the best advice. Especially about fish
Kid 2: Yeah, he was gleaming with sweat.
Kid 1: I saw him in class. His face made me want to reveal my deepest secrets to him.
Kid 2: He's the best person to talk to ever. His voice is so soothing.
Kid 1: I know, he gives the best advice. Especially about fish
by Theresa12345 October 16, 2012
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by Mako November 6, 2003
Get the perfection [alex] mug.The kind of guy who will pursue other women when your dating, sleep around, and try to make you look like a fool in front of his mates. Insecure so fakes confidence to overcompensate. Deep down his a mysoginist and when you get pissed off that he treats you like a fucking fool and have the self respect to stand up for yourself he gets REAL annoyed, because in his view, as a woman, you have no right to be standing up to him. Narsissist. Gay tendency.
He thinks his so cool but isnt and cheats with a whole lot of fat ugly women and pretends their 10s. What an alex.
by janinigans February 10, 2010
Get the Alex mug.When you find a horse, and use a series of lifts and pulleys to insert the horse penis into your own throbbing and dripping penis. Using your own excitement as lubrication for the act. It's not classified as a DP18 unless you dies three days later.
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