Person 1: Dang I gotta go take a crap.
Person 2: A maximum puppis?
Person 1: What?
Person 2: A big crap?
Person 1: Oh. YEAH!!
Person 2: A maximum puppis?
Person 1: What?
Person 2: A big crap?
Person 1: Oh. YEAH!!
by AWESOMENESS567 January 1, 2014

Biker slang for sperm. Purple dog refers to ones penis, and purple puppies is the puppies from your purple dog.
He had an old lady getting purple puppies on the back of his chopper when they both got it by a freight train.
by LostMC4life September 24, 2023

When a girl who isn’t wearing a bra, slowly lifts her top and also lifts her breasts to the maximum height. Then let’s them fall out of her top to the enjoyment of the on looker.
by anonymous May 9, 2022

A girl you need aid with but can't disclose to your ckoser homeboys because she's very unnatractive.
by AaliyahAaliyah May 19, 2022

An act where a man or women is on a leash and barks, while another person shits and jumps in the air. If you have good aim then the person posing as a dog should catch and eat the tasty brown log.
by Chicus ricus March 17, 2024

by someone else thats not u March 23, 2021

From German: An overweight man with facial hair that plays computer games and still lives with his parents. Usually in early to mid 20's.
by Chesty McBoob December 21, 2010
