A bougie person who is technically intelligent. They are somehow cold-hearted, sarcastic, and nice at the same time. They also will likely play a fancy instrument such as the flute or ukulele. They are also an excellent special brownie baker.
by Xanyr97 March 01, 2018
The idea that any person who has the ability to sleep for an extended period of time will be interrupted by external events that cause you to have a shortened sleep schedule.
My Psych professor taught me about Lauren's Theory today, and it seems to explain why so many people don't receive 8 hours of sleep.
by Fraccy February 21, 2021
by Roman don’t date her September 21, 2018
A beautiful girl who cares so much for friends and who has beautiful eyes. She can take all mean and rude comments and be fine and not be afended because she knows her life is awesome
by Hitrunslide17 June 19, 2017
Lauren Peyton is a southern beauty.. who is humble, kind hearted, nurturing, selfless, comforting, compassionate, inner beauty, outwardly beautiful, sexy, bright eyed and bright smile faithful, loyal, devoted, hard working, fights for the ones she LOVES..L.P.’s are women who are taught how to be a real lady, with manors and every who truly knows & loves her will tell you that she has a heart of gold and wears her heart on her sleeve.. she usually is the one who is receiving a broken heart instead of breaking hearts.. she knows how to be open minded and sees things from a perspective that allows her to see from the eyes of others, so that makes her more willing to others ideas & opinions and to try new things... she is a woman who has suffered through more than most people have at the same age as her or even older than her. She is a light in a dark alley, a light to those kept in confinement .. a gift from God only!
by PeyHinWhit92 October 18, 2018
just an average girl
she always wore a smile
she was cheerful and happy for a short while
now shes older things are getting colder
life's not what she thought
she wished someone had told her
she always wore a smile
she was cheerful and happy for a short while
now shes older things are getting colder
life's not what she thought
she wished someone had told her
by LaurenColotarci February 26, 2023
At first glance, someone with the name Lauren Siegel is is seemingly a disgusting, foul, ruthless creature. However, if you get to know her, you realize she is even more disgusting and putrid as you recollected from your first impression. I mean, Jesus...that's one large and obese female. She also is bad at chess supposedly.
"Hey George did you see Lauren Siegel yesterday? I heard she was back at it again rummaging through the trash for food."
by Gcutr75, the man October 17, 2020