The Tank

A heaven-sent, reservoir of water used to quench the thirst of even the heaviest of stoners.

"Hey man pass the Tank, I chiefed that stizz way too much."

by lostipos.305.stoner October 14, 2022

In the tank

The worst hangover of your fucking life

“How was last night?”

“Dude it was insane, but i fucked up, i’m in the tank today”

by CougarSniffer5 July 1, 2022

Tank

a girl who wears no other make-up, but a shitload of every eye make-up product in the world.

That bitch is a tank!

Carly looks like a major tank!

I hate tanks!

by bunniecakes96 September 14, 2012

Fish tank

A box made of glass, often containing 1 gallon of water, with 10 goldfish that did in a day due to ammonia poisoning.

“What’s wrong with my fish tank? Everything’s dying!“
“You put things that poop in it.”

by Who the fuck cares about this September 29, 2020

Tanking

When you smash you penis in between the toliet lid and the toliet

I was having a good day so I decided to go tanking

by Boburnqueef February 8, 2018

Tank

An emotional person!

Why is Tank so emotional?

by G uk mains yh November 28, 2021

Rob Mi Tank

Dating, back from the cavemen, this person/creature had a habbit of Sexually Touching his anus.

Eww my brother Danny is turning into Rob Mi Tank.

by systemhobo October 9, 2008