Has the best white-boy magic around. He has the best 6-pack you've ever seen. He's good at beating ass. His penis is insanely huge and he often goes by the
nickname "Almost 9". His smile makes any girl melt. He has a genuine heart and is hilarious. He has the best singing voice, ever. He's an amazing friend.
nickname "Almost 9". His smile makes any girl melt. He has a genuine heart and is hilarious. He has the best singing voice, ever. He's an amazing friend.
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Get the Jake Kirby mug.Scottish supporter of Celtic FC who prays too God that they will wake up one day and be Irish. They are out spoken in the issue of Irish Republicanism - when infact know nothing about it except form maybe ''Up the RA'' and ''fuck the queen'' ect. If said supporters spent more time looking for jobs and less time using drugs and stealing metal dust caps from cars to take to the scrappy Scotland would be a far better place to live.
A Celtic fan may say - Am a pure Jake-baw by the way want tae help me oot n buy these 6 dusties? ... Naw? yeh goat a fag oan yeh then?
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They would make the best couple,caring,cute,sacrificing couple.They would be more special then anyone else and they’re relationship of happiness,loving and caring would last forever
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Get the jake paul mug.A "Jake-Face" is a rare breed of Jake. Native to the lands of South Wales, he can be found roaming the beaches of Swansea. Often wearing a bucket hat and always has the best tunes.
A mystical fellow who walks with grace and confidence, always up for a laugh and knows how to kick the tits off it!
If you are fortunate enough to find yourself in the company of a Jake-Face, count your blessings and live for the moment, a Jake-face should be respected for the noble and Utter bad-ass Party aficionado that he his.
But ladies, be warned.... A Jake-Face has zero tolerance for sluts, hoe's, trollops and scallywags.
A mystical fellow who walks with grace and confidence, always up for a laugh and knows how to kick the tits off it!
If you are fortunate enough to find yourself in the company of a Jake-Face, count your blessings and live for the moment, a Jake-face should be respected for the noble and Utter bad-ass Party aficionado that he his.
But ladies, be warned.... A Jake-Face has zero tolerance for sluts, hoe's, trollops and scallywags.
Example #1
"Heeeey, what's happening Jake-Face"
Example#2
Prsn1 "Who's the coolest person you've ever met?"
Prsn2 "Well that's obvious, it's the legendary Jake-Face ofcourse... Maaaan...he's so coooool..."
Example #3
"I hope we see Jake-Face today, I never feel down when Jake-Face is in town"
"Heeeey, what's happening Jake-Face"
Example#2
Prsn1 "Who's the coolest person you've ever met?"
Prsn2 "Well that's obvious, it's the legendary Jake-Face ofcourse... Maaaan...he's so coooool..."
Example #3
"I hope we see Jake-Face today, I never feel down when Jake-Face is in town"
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Get the Jake-Face mug.the state of tiredness similar to that of jet lag one gets from staying up all night talking to jake , but no regrets bc it’s jake and he is amazing
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